cankerblossom flapdragon

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual

Oi ya cankerblossom flapdragon..Stop fucking around..

by Alice Adriaanse September 12, 2006

cankles

the seamless blend of calf into ankle. accomplished by inflammation, obesity, athleticism or a combinaiton of the three. the affected leg takes on the shape of a summer sausage with a human foot at the end. there is no defintion of the calf because it is obscured most often by fat which spills down over the ankle, hiding it, and causing a cankle to form.

im glad maggie doesn't have cankles anymore, although now im the only one left in the cankle support group

by ChipK September 5, 2005

canks

Abbreviation of cankles.
An ebonics phrase used by black folk (or people who believe that they too, are black)to describe the fatty build up around the lower area of their legs. You see, little one, the morbidly obese have no differentiation between their calves and ankles, therefore "CANKLES" or CANKS for short.

M-giggly: B-doc, you can't wear those flood pants when we go to the carnival!
B-Doc: Well Why the jizzle-dizzle not?
M-giggly: your canks be showin! youz nasty! Im gonna get me some watermelon and biscuits!

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004

Canklebandit

Similar to a fannybandit, a canklebandit is someone who 1)Chases only fat chicks, or 2) Has a fetish with cankles, and has relations with them similar to breasts.

Dude, that's the third fat chick you've taken home in a row, are you a canklebandit?

Hey man, I blew my load all over her cankles, man I'm such a canklebandit.

by Dr. Evil Monkey April 6, 2008

Cankle Dyke

A lesbian who is an extreme level of fat

That fat bitch is definatley a cankle dyke

by Toggafreggin September 28, 2009

cankle

A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".

Puhhleeeaaze, girl! You got them nasty-ass cankles that not even Corky would wanna jump yer bones!

by jojo dancer October 13, 2004

Cankles

When your so fat, instead of having an ankle, you feet go straight up to your calves

Fuck those cankles are huge!

by Hmgkjfukgfkh April 5, 2015