Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.

Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!

by Evo0 June 10, 2019

calum frew

A fucking twat

Oi see that guy he looks like a complete and utter Calum Frew

by Yada2 December 9, 2019

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he is perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.

When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.

by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024

Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023