When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.
by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024
Get the Calumatemug. a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
by uidgame January 3, 2023
Get the dirty calummug. 
If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.
by Candle_burn January 23, 2024
Get the Calummug. A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023
Get the Calummug. Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”
by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025
Get the Calumitismug. Person 1: damn look at calum
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy
Person 1: what the fuck
by Grass man Huger October 13, 2021
Get the Calummug.