Stomach CPR

An effective method for the revival of persons rendered semi/unconscious by excessive consumption of carbonated alcoholic beverages such as beer; Performed by swift, repeated compressions to their bloated abdomen; It is often followed immediately by profuse vomiting and feelings of betrayal.

The only way to get that drunk fuck off my couch was a viscous round of stomach CPR. He puked all over himself and hasn't come back since.

by Eric Yeah January 18, 2008

butt cpr

When two people press their buttholes together and then one person farts.

"Ayo! I ate chili cheese fries today so you know this butt cpr is about to get real!"

by CKMeredith July 21, 2020

CPR

Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
It is the logo found on some (?) NYPD (New York Police Department) vehicles.

-You know the slogan of the NYPD?
-Yeah, it's easy. CPR, meaning Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect

by dunnothing December 31, 2011

Cpr

A song you need to play when someone's dying

Hey Siri, play cpr by cupcakKe

by olivia.garoute December 4, 2021

CPR

Short for Cock to Pussy Resuscitation. Saving a dying pussy with a healthy dose of dick.

I thought she was dying so a gave her a little CPR. Turns out she just needed some dick.

by ReTodd November 16, 2010

Outback CPR

The act of flatulating into anothers' ass while the unsuspecting prey is urinating or distracted in some other manner and facing away.

Hey Jack! I totally just gave Scott Outback CPR!! He didnt even see it coming.

by machew January 16, 2013

Mississippi CPR

When lying back to back next to someone, farting so that you discharge your fart, right into that person's anus.

She thought he was passed out drunk, so she gave him Mississippi CPR. He then fell out of bed and threw up.

by Vi0L8R_Xx April 19, 2015