Definitions by machew

the three finger shocker 

The sudden intake of three fingers in the anus, followed by the expansion of the butthole by spreading the fingers

I have been sitting down all day because he gave me the three finger shocker last night.

the three finger shocker by Machew August 27, 2016

Outback CPR 

The act of flatulating into anothers' ass while the unsuspecting prey is urinating or distracted in some other manner and facing away.

Hey Jack! I totally just gave Scott Outback CPR!! He didnt even see it coming.

Outback CPR by machew January 16, 2013