(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.
1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."
2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."
3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."
2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."
3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."
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Segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.
Constable: time to kick ar....i mean "prod buttock" sir?
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Sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we're going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!
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