by eattsie December 18, 2008
Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
Guy 1: "Man I feel fat, gained like 20 lbs during the covid lockdown bro"
Guy 2: Whatcha talkin bout bro?? You're looking BULKED!!
Guy 2: Whatcha talkin bout bro?? You're looking BULKED!!
by GrapeKiwi October 26, 2020
The leftover bulk products your mom always has from Sam's Club. 40 rolls of toilet paper, 8 rolls of paper towels, 4 tubes of toothpaste, etc. Usually occupies a hall or bathroom closet.
by KDAVE. September 20, 2009
Similar to the conventional definition of a bulk; to increase muscle size and strength through a caloric surplus. But a rage bulk is where one is so sick and tired of being weak and small, they consume any amount of calories necessary to achieve their goal. That is, they force feed large volumes of food out of pure rage in order to put on extreme amounts of mass.
“Hey bro how did you get big so fast naturally?” - “I did a rage bulk”
“Wow you must have such a big appetite!” - “No, I simply rage bulk”
“Rage bulk”
“Wow you must have such a big appetite!” - “No, I simply rage bulk”
“Rage bulk”
by intrepid_man September 30, 2022
bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 09, 2023
like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 06, 2023