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Bulk bang

noun

1. A sex act in which an individual uses his or her bulked bicep to stimulate a man's penis. The member is placed inside the oiled elbow while the partner flexes his or her bicep, massaging the shaft of the penis.

2. Generally, when two body builders have intercourse
David: "Last night this chick I met on Tinder bulk banged me. I will never look at Arnold Schwarzenegger the same way again."
by CRJguy September 29, 2018
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bulking or cutting

Bulking is known as the muscle-building stage, which calls for eating more calories than you burn, coupled with intense weight training for a set period of time. Then there's cutting — the phase where you cut back on calories in an effort to shed body fat while maintaining muscle mass to the best of your ability.
gym bro: dude, bulking or cutting?
me: bro definitely bulking
by thedemonunderyourbed February 2, 2023
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Filthy Bulk

When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.
B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!
by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023
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bulk

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bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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bulk never rests

like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 6, 2023
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Bulk Hulk

When you take a Cialis or viagra and then your wife starts creating different personalities with the same dick in porn and then makes you watch it or she breaks up with you when you try to get together when you blow her up and make her the most famous person in the world even though he doesn't watch porn and she is living some fucked up fantasy while the real guy is busy working in the day time and working out and your gut will always be hanging out in the porn.
by EddieBrock5 September 5, 2023
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