by Me mam m9 January 12, 2018
when a man's crotch bulge is so large and in charge it looks 3D...even in khaki pants. side effects may include your eyes wandering to the Dow Bulge repeatedly despite your efforts to ignore it. Once first noticed, the Dow Bulge is noticed everytime you encounter the person.
OMG Bonquiqui, did you notice our teacher had a Dow Bulge? i could NOT stop looking at it throughout the lesson !!
by I Hate it When you Touch Me. November 30, 2010
When a girl (or guy, who knows..) is wearing trouser ( usually jeans) that are soo tight and low that there is a bulge of flesh over the sides. No matter how skinny you are, this can still happen... if they're too tight!
by mmeggie February 01, 2005
Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.
by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013
When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.
"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."
"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."
"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."
by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016
The bulge Adam Lambert produces in his striped rocker "Waldo" pants from rock night performing on American Idol 5/5/09. The pants resemble the stripes on Waldo's shirt from Where's Waldo.
I CANNOT stop thinking about the Waldo Bulge from last night.
I am craving the Waldo Bulge.
Waldo Bulge > Denim bulge
I am craving the Waldo Bulge.
Waldo Bulge > Denim bulge
by Tisstay May 20, 2009
by Mai Vang July 15, 2004