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Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'
'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'
by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009
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Top-Bollocks

Nice top-bollocks, Jordan
by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004
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Bolla

A spur of the moment word to describe an impressive and epic event
If your friend flew you may say, "That was bolla, mate".
by Mr. Luva May 27, 2009
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BollockChops

A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.
1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."
by blueliner49 January 30, 2010
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bollie

to be high off weed or any other drug
this fool bollie as phuck
by daygoJ May 5, 2007
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Bitchy bollocks

Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.
That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.
by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012
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Uwe Boll

1. German film director, akin to a modern Ed Wood, who primarily films very bad video game to movie adaptions such as House of the Dead.
2. Something or someone that is extremely bad, untalented, or stupid.
"Uwe Boll is surely the worst director since Ed Wood"
"Man, that shot was Uwe Boll"
"God I'm sucking at this game today, I'm playing like Uwe Boll"
by arkanis50 January 11, 2005
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