Pascal's Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.

I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.

by Free Martian May 31, 2019

badfast

when in racing, if your badfast ,it good for you bad for everyone else.

man that 54 car is badfast!

by jeff jurecki September 2, 2007

Bradtastic

A state of invulnerability to everything. Synonymous with the term "Brad-Ass", a variant on "Bad Ass."

He was so Bradtastic that all the bullets just ricocheted off him.

by GiveMeAndy March 30, 2009

the breakfast club

The best movie of all time. Period.

The Breakfast Club has such a deep meaning, that you will never understand fully until you're in high school.

by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006

truckie's breakfast

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.

I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.

by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

Breakfasting

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

by DSeanK February 18, 2017