boyfriend

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

boyfriend

someone to annoy, fuck, and get presents from

umm... boyfriends are good to have when you're bored

by Tiffany August 8, 2006

boyfriend

Something most girls claim to want, and complain about when they have one.

Every girl wants a boyfriend, until they have one.

by bitterbitch1 December 30, 2010

boyfriend

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

by Sam August 8, 2006

boyfriend

cute guy geek that you can spend tons of time with at the apple store, and he won't complain.

my boyfriend likes apple.

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

Boyfriend

The worst mistake you will ever make. They are an absolute waste of time because face it, he doesn't care.

What best friends should say: You don't need a boyfriend! They're not worth it.

by Alexandara May 31, 2013

boyfriend

are people that say they love you and then break your heart into a million pieces.

boy- ily
girl-ily soo much your an amazing boyfriend
5 minutes later
boy - im sorry it isnt working
girl- tears start rolling down her face

by Kayla Catherine August 8, 2006