boxer beef

Colloquialism for penis.

When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob

by Snedge Dov October 5, 2016

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boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass

"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.

by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017

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What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

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Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.

That girl over there is a boxer funeral!

by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018

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Boxer sauce

A man's dick

Yo betty over therr had eggs and sausage this morning smothered in boxer sauce

by Hornedup14 June 5, 2018

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Boxer Swap

The act of physically trading boxer shorts with a friend. The swapped boxer shorts must be worn by each participating party to complete the transaction.

“We were at the pub last night and Frank and Travis did a boxer swap”

by Surrodick August 31, 2019

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