Brock

A kind, caring, loyal, loving, gentle yet strong man. A real man, one who always tries to please the one he loves. He is fun,thoughtful,respectful. He never forgets a birthday,anniversary or holiday.He is Educated, hard working, and ambitious. One who always meets challenges set in front of him. Loves family, friends and Dogs! Enjoys the outdoors and football but is able to enjoy and adapt to his surroundings where ever he is. Can be comfortable sitting around a campfire or at the symphony. He is a well rounded gentleman. You would be lucky to have a Brock. He can be your best friend, your lover and your confidant. a man you would be proud to bring home to Mother.

Brock is Amazing!

Brock is so Good looking!

I want a Brock.

Being with a Brock makes you feel Safe and Loved.

by missingU February 7, 2010

brockian ultra cricket

A game consisting mostly of beating others over the head with any sort of object with which one can get a fairly good heft.

Brockian Ultra Cricket rocks.

by Jorge the talking avocado May 13, 2005

Brock Turner

Someone who commits rape and gets away with it.

I heard he used to Brock Turner all the time until he got caught.

by ConnieRealness September 4, 2019

Brocking

The act of beating the person you are having sexual intercourse with to death with a boulder and yelling "electric types don't work against my rock hard dong"

Yo dude we were Brocking at the weekend please don't tell the police

by Brock's Rock Hard Cock February 27, 2020

In Before The Brockway

The phrase originally started in the Facebook group Tavern At The End Of The Internet following the propensity for a staff member always commenting ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ on Nina Tucker memes (from Fullmetal Alchemist). The use has expanded to being said when getting in right before the closing off point of something - getting in just before the red light, being the very last one to score a ticket for something, etc. It’s rapidly growing in popularity across groups and even into irl situations, bamboozling friends and coworkers.

Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme

Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet

Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.

Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!

“Finally, I’m in before the Brockway!”

“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway”

by Tuckerdidit December 12, 2020

Isaac Brock

1. Lead man of the band Modest Mouse
2. Genius
3. Singer/Song Writer
4. Fucking coolest man in the coolest band

I went to a Modest Mouse show, and Isaac Brock totally rocked my socks.

by TheJustinGMan August 23, 2004

[Brockward]

A Term Made by Assorted Mission Teens Refering To A Freind Whom Of Which Is Totally Aweosme But Around The Ladies Fails Miserably

Man He Totally Blew It With That Chick, The Whole Thing Was Brockward.

by Randy- April 13, 2007