boostle poot

A mathematical term describing the result of calculating the square root of "taking a dump"

And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.

by Dwokoneseus November 26, 2009

booty beat down

When a homeboy snaps you after you finger is Ass

Homeboy 1:"Yo man this badgirl gave me a booty beat down yesterday "
Homeboy 2:" damn I need a baddie who gon give me a booty beat down shit"

by Bananamantaki July 29, 2017

Flapjack booty

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.

"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."

by jkejke February 9, 2014

Fat booty bitches

Sexualy appealing girls that posses that large, fat bottom. The one they may shake to make all the boys go wild.

Those fat booty bitches have quite a bottom to show. They shakes it wildly, attracting many males in excitment, filling them with despair and sexual frustration.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 21, 2014

Booty Trippin

When a girl thinks that she is too good for you to talk to you anymore because of her increase in ass.

I don't know why Tiesha ain't talkin to me anymore? She must be booty trippin!

by Nasty Teeth The Rapper January 4, 2010

Booty Hole

A hole in the booty where the poop comes out

"Ms. Frizzle, what's that?"

"Gurl, dats a booty hole."

by danooct1 February 1, 2016

Booty Picker

when your finger nails are too short from biting them, that the top of your nail is your skin cause you really don't have any nails and if you wanted to pick your booty it wouldn't hurt

YO GIRL, YOU GOT BOOTY PICKERS.

by bootypickers. October 22, 2009