boner

the sad thing that boys have ,their dick pops up when it feels like it

guy 1:'bro you got a fricken boner!'
guy 2:'mate you are sexy af"
guy 1:'get the hell away from me or my girlfriend will murder you!'

by strange_fetish September 15, 2019

Boner

A racial slur for dead pepole/skeletons.

guy:hey that skeleton is a real boner! guy2:what?

by AlexThePie May 2, 2021

Boner

A very inconvenient sudden hardness in the man’s dick. Some may say these happen when the man is aroused but it is really when he has to stand up and present something very important to many people.

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan: Can I bring my desk

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan with boner: Can I bring my desk

by CEO of Screaming April 26, 2020

Boner

A extra bone on the human body that only male's have. It has the ability of appearing and disappearing whenever the male is exited. the "boner" sometimes doesn't appear when it's supposed to, for example, it always appears in class presentation and never when you're actually going to have sex.

Male 1: dude, i had a boner yesterday on the middle of a class presentation, everyone was laughing about it...
Male 2: aw man, i was hitting it up real nice with this girl but it decided to disappear on the middle of the action man.

by Creeper, aw man! July 16, 2019

Boner

Boner means an erected pennis.
It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.

John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.

by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2007

Boner

When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff

Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club

by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014

bonering

The act of hands-free, semi-masturbation between two dudes.
Two (or more) guys rubbing their penises against each other.

"Did you guys fuck last night?"
"No, we spent most of the time bonering."
"Awesome!"

by jdandy January 19, 2010