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Bible Blocked

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When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.
I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.
by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010
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When either John McCain or Hillary Clinton are giving a speech and Barack Obama has a speech at the same time, and the news networks shift their coverage to Barack Obama.
Bryan: "Did you see the speeches that Hillary Clinton and John McCain gave yesterday?"
Eric: "Naw man, I saw the first five minutes of them, but then Obama had something to say, and the news networks realized that people actually care about what Obama has to say, so they shifted their coverage to Obama's speech, even Fox News."
Bryan: "Wow, even Fox News took their right wing eyes off of McCain to show Obama?"
Eric: "Haha yeah."
Bryan: "Hahahaha, they got Barack blocked."
by TH3 L33T ON3 April 5, 2008
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My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'
'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'
by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009
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Blocked Cool Math Games

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Depression for all kids.
"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"
by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019
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Top-Bollocks

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Nice top-bollocks, Jordan
by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004
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cock blocked

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Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.
"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."
by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005
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When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.
dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!
by carleoj79 January 11, 2011
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