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cock blaster

A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
by Adam Alek. May 13, 2007
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Cheesy Blasters

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!

And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.
tina fey 30 rock

You've got Cheesy Blasters!
by spicy banana. January 18, 2010
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trust buster

one who seeks to break up trusts. Trusts are corporate monopolies organized under a trusteeship for the sole purpose of eliminating compitition in the market place. This was used as a nickname for Theodore Roosevelt because he was the first president to break up trusts. He invented a sort of gentlemen's agreement with the trusts. He would notify any company if he thought their actions were illegal then he would give them time to change while looking at their records. If they did not change, then he would bring them to court.
While Taft broke up more trusts than Roosevelt, Roosevelt was the first trust buster.
by invaderzerock June 17, 2009
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Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster

A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.

The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005
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Pond Blaster

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!
by Here for the funny February 3, 2020
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titty buster

1.One ruining everyone elses fun.

2.Also could be used by women describing what a cock blocker is to men. A woman stopping another woman from getting laid.
1. john: "hey we should all burn down that church!"
sarah: "no, that's a bad idea people will die!"
john: "don't be such a titty buster!"

2. "I could've hooked up with John, but his ex wouldn't leave us alone. She was being a total titty buster."
by Famousanus May 26, 2006
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boner buster

To lose an erection, ruin a potential sexual opportunity or potentially happy moment.
Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!
by RNPS April 29, 2008
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