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War Blogger

A nerd-type who fails their military duty, hides behind a computer feverishly opposing war of any kind by typing their delusional opinions in hope someone will bite. A Coward who fills the void by devoting many wasted hours hacking away at a keyboard, usually arguing with retired folks who have a mind of their own and have served their country. A “Wanna-be Hippie”, but lacks the motivation to get off their butt and go to rallies.
Josh, get off that computer and go to bed, you have to work tomorrow, it's midnight, stop being a war blogger. Ok mom, just a minute more, there's this creep from Georgia talking about why we should be fighting in this war...
by Bustedjaouted September 22, 2007
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Blogger's Tan

Proper Noun; 1. The pasty vampire-like color of ones skin who never comes into contact with direct sunlight. To be interchangeable with Editor's Tan (A term granted to editor's, generally vile creatures who dwell in dark cave-like spaces in which they hover over computer screens compiling video information for the completion of a form of entertainment.)

The "Blogger's Tan" was dubbed such because historically those who sit at computers all day and night rarely come into contact with actual natural light. This grants them a glowy sort of halo when they walk around underneath any kind of artificial light source.

The "Blogger's Tan" was first coined by television show producer Nick Pavonetti in early 2009 when he saw someone who blogs for a living and accused them of having the "Blogger's Tan". Since then it has begun catching on and spreading throughout small groups within the Hollywood scene.
"Wow, dude that guy's got a major Blogger's Tan."
"You mean he's really pale?"
"Yes... That's exactly what i mean."

"Man whenever I go out into the sun I burn up like a fricken' tinder box. Damn this blogger's tan!"
by The Super Villain June 24, 2009
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bloggersexual

a blogger and metrosexual combined. Can also refer to someone who is especially proud of being a blogger
You blog 5 times a day. You're such a bloggersexual
by SBreezy23 June 10, 2011
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Blogger

1)a blog maker , Some of them are self inflated , others like me try to incognito .

2)A website by google to make blogs for any purpose . EVEN PORNOS
1)man , my blog about gta is popular . I'll give them a special.
2)I made a porn site on blogger .
by Phatz06 April 12, 2015
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blogger street cred

Short for "web logger street credibility"

1. The amount of respect you have gained from other members of your blogging community (generally a subcommunity of the overall blogger community, such as "video game bloggers")

2. A term used sarcastically because people who blog do so on the internet, which is widely regarded as the least credible source for information apart from televised news.
That dude totally lost some blogger street cred when he decided to post his views on violence in gaming, which every other video game blogger disagreed with.
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bloggers

hippies are bloggers
by zwvgftnh./';[ May 1, 2010
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Cock-blogger

One who maintains a regular weblog focused on the male genatalia; also an insult.
That goddamn diploblastic cock-blogger!
by danielkayam May 22, 2006
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