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blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!
"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."
by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010
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Blog Hag

Any 'older woman' who has a blog, and uses it mainly to hit on, flirt with, or come on to other bloggers.

The typical 'Blog Hag' is usually single, divorced, separated, or in an 'open relationship', but may also been 'married and looking', 'married and miserable', "not getting their needs met" in their current irl relationship, or may just be looking to get a self-esteem boost.

The 'Blog Hag' doesn't really care if their male or female target is single, or involved. They will go out of their way to pursue the target, no matter what, and will often say just about anything to their the target's attention.

The Blog Hag is similar to a stalker, but is pitied more because of how needy they are, and how sad their attempts are to get affection, love, and attention.
"I have no idea why that one blog hag keeps leaving comments to my blog entries. She keeps trying to flirt with me, and she knows I'm not interested."
by anonymous April 4, 2005
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blog-hopping

An often used phrase when on the 'MSN Spaces'.

When you look at someone else's space, if they have choosen to add an updated space list you can 'hop' from one blog to another reading through peoples comments - most of which are not even worthy of being on the internet.

Some people like to make a game of it -seeing how many Spaces you can get too until there are no other links to another spaces. I have no idea why this is a form of entertainment, but meh, it keeps the plebs off the streets.
Pleb: ' Ooh fancy a game of blog-hopping?'

Anyone with a social life: 'No'.
by bloodflowers August 29, 2005
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Blog-Stalk

A. One who creeps on others blogs, and knows too much of the blog owner.
Might become obsessed with checking for new updates & pretend like they know them.
What a creep...i just checked my stats and that one girl totally blog-stalks me
by creepin October 25, 2010
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Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.
"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."
by Neil_Owner March 25, 2008
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Blog Brad Pitt

Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.
(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
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Blog Diva

A famous blogger that everyone wants to meet, have do an advertorial and/or show up to an event. However, this blogger must be paid royally, have the best conditions, and a lot of free stuff.
Xiaxue: "I only make at least 20,000$ from nuffnang a check" *flashes check online*

The rest of the personal blogging world: *rolls eyes* STFU xiaxue! You're nothing but a damn blog diva
by Chaudie August 9, 2010
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