bob the blob

the blobiest bob in the entire universe. son of dod the blob, mom the blob. Very baby blue color shade. Mom is purple, dad is dark blue. Has a girlfriend named Aby.

bob the blob raped my mom, bob the blob kissed my ass

by odedodo1 February 10, 2019

g-blob

"gingeriss blowjobiss"- ginger blowjob. recieving a blowjob from a ginger.

{g-blob} g-blobin it. smuts

dude "did you just get a g-blob?"

other dude "yea man i was g-blobin it"

dude "your shits fucked"

by tbearlol May 19, 2010

hammer blob

A particularly violent or aggressive female period, an extension of the expression on the blob. Generally used to describe an unpleasant or moody female.

"Christ mate, she looked like she on the hammer blob, if you know what I mean."

by Rogue89 January 10, 2009

google blobs

some Discord server that became nitro-only because of salty cucklords from Reddit

"aw man fuckin google blobs sucks now"

by asdfjkl,xmzcbh May 27, 2017

blob strop

Female Premenstrual Syndrome. The time once a month when your lovely gentle lady turns into the psycho bitch whore from hell

"hey Bob, Did the Missus like the flowers you got her on Friday?"

"Nah,she was having a blob strop and I amost got 'em stuck up my arse"

by Chez1974 December 9, 2008

joe blob

code for a blow job. the joe blob has a classy sound to it and adds a synonym to the small arsenal of words to describe a blow job. its just an overall feel good word.

How the word came to be.

Al: "I just need to get laid."
Zach: "I would just settle for a joe blob."

by Dr. Joe Blob May 8, 2008

kinky blob

A cow. See cow

Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.

by A friend of Purple Kitty and Schwik June 19, 2003