blasted

1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time

"You got blasted, man!"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

crunk blasted

To get stomp'd the fuck out.

"Yo this nigga Fat Joe did a piece over Smash WGF."
"Word? I woulda crunk blasted his punk ass."
"Don't Front."

by Migreg September 29, 2004

Blatter'd

Taken from inspiration by a Facebook group.

To be seriously corrupt but yet deny the claims of such allegations.

That is the most Blatter'd organisation I have ever seen

by JM92 June 24, 2011

blasted

Another term for having sex, not average sex, but aggressive, intense, orgasmic sex. Original context is a male blasting a female, however it is possible, but less likely for a female to blast a male.

I just blasted her.

We just had the best sex ever.
So he blasted you?
Yeah, he blasted me, and it was great!

She stumbles and falls after trying to walk directly after intercourse. The reason that she falls, is because she was thouroughly BLASTED!

by Alpha Que Beta All Night July 19, 2010

Brown Boy Blasted

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.

Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted

by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012

Blatters

Blatters is a word to enforce agreement with your or another parties statement. Thought to be an abbreviation of the adjuctive "blatantly", it can also be abbreviated further to "blatt" or even "berlatt".

-You coming for a beer?

-Blatters

by Mr A.M. Evans February 26, 2009

blasted ass

farting

who blasted ass in here?

by HumanXtinction August 20, 2011