Cock bib

(n.) Someone who complains about something everyone else is experiencing at that moment in time. This person usually has an attention disorder.

Person 1: "fuuck this line is so long.. i'll never get to see avatar in 3D"
Person 2: "stfu cock bib"

by Jonemode December 28, 2009

Your best bib and tucker

Your best/smartest cloths.

1) John: "Hey Bill, What's the dress code for the works dinner dance?"

Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".

2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".

by hteb78 August 18, 2017

Cincinnati Oyster Bib

The act of wearing a bib while pissing into your own mouth, in mouth situations not swallowing it until your mouth is full or you run out of piss.

"Why are you wearing a bib and pissing into your mouth?"
"Dude it's the Cincinnati Oyster Bib!"
"That doesn't explain the piss."
"Yes it does."

by Been-gals April 14, 2010

Knobster Bib

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.

Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."

by iam2eeyore November 19, 2009

Skin Bib

The flap of skin that hangs over the tightly buttoned colar of extremely overweight well dressed businessman.

Dude, did you see that guys Skin Bib? It was hanging over his tie.

by Crackbird March 23, 2010

puss bib

A maxi pad.

A person who is a "wet blanket"

Jess- "Damn it, I got my period and I have no tampons" Mel- " Here, I've got a puss bib"

"Dave needs to stop being a puss bib"

by areyouafraidofthedark September 25, 2013

Dick Bib

A sanitary device used around the penis to soak up any vaginal
leakage that may occur during vigorous, girl on top sex. And for quick, easy clean up of the male organ.

1: hey honey, dont forget to put the dick bib on me tonight !
2: Shut up you f'n dick bib!

by BiG nELLs January 24, 2005