Berserk

An anime and manga about a guy with a massive sword that he uses to literally maim most of the evil population. Includes some quality outtakes in the DVDs.

Gatts: "My love for you is like a truck, Berserker. Do you want to making fuck...Berserker!"

by DoubleX March 25, 2004

bassel

Breave

Breave Heart

by MAX September 12, 2003

beisel

to get swindled, fucked. To lose by luck where one deservs to win

"fuck, i got so beiseled last night in madden. Rinsky's so bad, I should have beaten him.

by rimmy May 16, 2006

Bense

Bense is another word for a cigarette

Joe - "G-man, crash me a bense"
George - "NO joe, i always crash you bense"
Joe - "bastard"

by George Stratton January 14, 2008

berserker

A practitioner of BERZERKER(tm) Viking Fighting Arts - the best, the deadliest and the most brutal combat system ever invented by man

An advanced Berserker will use nut biting, eye gouging and windmilling to defeat any attacker. He can kill you with a spoon.

by Sven S. Svensson December 28, 2007

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Bassetted

When you put yourself in an unnecessary situation or position causing hardship to yourself that you could have easily avoided with the easiest of solutions already known to you, or if you had of just used your head.
Also if someone else puts you in that situation or position

-If someone borrows your diesel truck and fill it up with gasoline to save 20 cents a litre, you have been Bassetted
-If you bring a knife to a gun fight you have Bassetted yourself

rootedfailclassicmoronicshame

by NZB January 19, 2014