The overly irrational fear of bears brought on by camping in the wild for the first time. Bearanoia is most likely to occur in places such as Yosemite or Yellowstone where bear attacks have been known to occur at campsites.
Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?
Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.
Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.
by nutzoid July 8, 2011
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A: “he saw my story and wrote a whole paragraph ranting, when it wasn’t even about him. then he blocked me before i could even respond!”
G: “classic noam behavior”
G: “classic noam behavior”
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Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:
-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats
-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.
-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez
there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats
-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.
-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez
there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
by Molly F April 26, 2013
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by Rainier42 February 5, 2010
Get the Beerarrhea mug.A bearataur is a puny cross between a bear and a centaur. It is known to live in the middle part of Colorado, but they shy away from encounters. It is common for them to soil themselves when spotted. Also, they are awful at basketball.
by OntarioRage February 23, 2011
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Last night , Dave fell down the stairs and didnt even spill his beer.
I woke up and still had my beer in my hand . beeravity
I woke up and still had my beer in my hand . beeravity
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