Quite illegal beagles

When some things feel as if it could get quite physical

This is just quite illegal beagles

by Elliot Southwell April 12, 2019

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beagle

1. A term used to describe any dog that is beautiful and/or regal in its appearance. Used as a sign of affection.

2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.

1. Did you see Leo playing with his toy this this morning? What a beagle!

2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".

by Showerpal December 18, 2020

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beagles grip

When your dog starts to suck your dick, specifically a beagle, then the dog starts to rip your foreskin because it's teeth are gripping into your skin

Oh man my dog gave the best beagles grip the other day

by Me-irl June 13, 2018

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Bagel the Beagle

The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!

Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023

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