Bajingo Lingo

Bajingo Lingo is how the vagina attempts to justify sleeping with someone a woman usually wouldn't sleep with when her judgment isn't compromised by booze, horniness, or long sexual dry spells. Can occur either drunk or sober and can be in the form of either rationalization or pleading.

"Sure he's ugly, but he's really into you." "Oh God, you are SOOOOO horny." "Oh come on, it's been 6 months since you've been laid." "Everybody is beautiful in the dark." "Please, sister. Like you have any better offers?" "Is this a mistake or is this just Bajingo Lingo?"

by &rea September 3, 2009

Batgina

A vagina that has been pounded so much it's darker than the rest of the surrounding skin and the meat curtains are hanging making it look like a bat hanging upside down.

"Damn that girl got undressed and her pussy looked like a batgina!"

by Bobjocozy April 10, 2017

Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

Batwing 69

When two males are 69’ing and take the scrotom of each other and draw them out to make “bat wings” over each other’s eye’s.

“Hey man, I walked in on these two dudes doing the batwing 69 last night.”

by Mevestanning February 27, 2020

nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.

Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."

by Cuckooo March 4, 2009