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Basket Creep 

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
Basket Creep by kidlvr April 16, 2019
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basket-testicle 

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
basket-testicle by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

basket case 

1)a crazy person
2)a really awesome song by green day w/ the one and only oh, so talented and sexy billie joe
1)School has turned me into a basket case
2)SHH!! Basket Case is playing on the radio.
basket case by awsum_32 May 13, 2005

Basket case 

Useless person, one who can't perform, a vegetable
George W.Bush is a basket case
Basket case by Rick Kirkham March 3, 2005

BASKET CASE 

Refers to someone who is not all there...someone psychotic.
"The hell is he doin facing the corner in the closet???"

"He's a BASKET CASE. Now shut the door...I just watched the Blair Witch Project!"
BASKET CASE by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

basket full of nuns 

somthing extremly innocent, or in need of protection.
That accident screwed up my entire mourning, there better have been a basket full of nuns traped under a flaming truck.

That guys are whimpier than a basket of nuns.

basket drop 

Strategically placing a basket of unfolded, clean laundry in a place where your mother can't stand to see it and will fold it just so you move it.
Kyle: I'm gonna have so much laundry to do when I go home for break.

Josh: Same here, I'm gonna be basket dropping my mom all week.
basket drop by mantis tobagin February 8, 2010