Gay Bacon

A sweat, sour, and colorful rainbow strip of candy made by Airheads (or similar brand) that resembles a bacon strip.

Yes, I would like some Gummi bears, some purple Swedish fish, and a package of gay bacon.

by Scootsie Double Day June 12, 2011

bacon magnet

Somebody that attracts large numbers of cops/police aka bacon or pigs. You do not want to hang around this person under ANY circumstances!!!! A bacon magnet will typically be stupid as fuck, engage in criminal behavior that is so obvious that it's a wonder they are not already in jail for life. The Bacon Magnet will likely try to rat you out if caught by the many cops after him/her. Homicidal thoughts towards or about the bacon magnet are normal and should be keep in check because remember there is always somebody with less self control and they will curb stomp this mother fucker eventually. The average Bacon Magnet is also a ONE way first class ticket to a federal pound-me-in the-ass prison... seriously never hang out or even go within 300 yards of this person. They will mooch off of you if they can and steal from you. If they somehow get your number or address I suggest changing numbers, moving out of the country or just killing yourself to get away.

John:Hey did you here about that kid that got caught for stealing a backpack somebody left in the bathroom.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom

John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing

Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.

John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.

by weed warper 2 July 13, 2011

bacon of the sea

anchovies. particularly popular among foodies. begging to be included in SWPL.

Just like land-based bacon, bacon of the sea just makes everything taste better.

by me or you June 21, 2009

six degrees of kevin bacon

Theory that by six or less degrees of separation, every actor is connected to Kevin Bacon, possibly making him the center of the universe. A cult trivia game among movie fans, players choose one actor and create links by naming movies in which they worked with someone, who in turn is related to someone else, and so on, until the final person is directly connected to Kevin Bacon. Created by Craig Fass, Brian Turtle and Mike Ginelli and made famous in 1994 when Jon Stewart invited them to play on his show.

Kevin Costner is one link: Both were in JFK. Julia Louis-Dreyfus of TV's Seinfeld takes all six degrees of Kevin Bacon: She was in Christmas Vacation with Randy Quaid, who was in Major League II with Tom Berenger, who was in Shattered with Greta Scacchi, who was in Presumed Innocent with Harrison Ford, who was in Raiders of the Lost Ark with Karen Allen, who was in Animal House with Kevin Bacon.

by Coell September 22, 2005

Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.

Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon

by Lpowell13 November 7, 2013

Bacon Slug

The feeling you get after eating way too much bacon in a single meal. Usually occurs at a breakfast buffet.

It was so good at the time and I had to have more, but now I feel like a complete bacon slug.

by Ozweepay Jones February 12, 2015

Bacon Bounty

A Bacon Bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their anus. A second participant then ejaculates onto these shavings. The subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, semen, and coconut resembles a Mars(TM) Bounty bar.

"Oi Terry, gave your nan a right proper Bacon Bounty last night"

by toms-a-nob June 13, 2015