Barnabe

Barnabe or Barnabé, A french dude, typically with curly brown hair. Seems kind of weird, nerdy, uncool, and cold on the outside, but when you really get to know him he's super funny, smart but not nerdy, warm, physically & mentally strong, and supportive. Loyal af & protective over his closest friends, and would certainly die for them too. He holds grudges, but with some persuasion can loosen them. Loves to tinker, and would probably be a great inventor or engineer. Quick witted, and makes great comeback for all occasions. LOVES video games, and is really good at them.

You either think he's pretty ugly or vey attractive, and hasn't been rejected ever.

Usually a dog lover/owns a dog.

Anger issues are a common trait amongst Barnabes.

"Is that Barnabe? What a nerd. I bet he sits at his desk all day and plays games."
"Hey! He's actually pretty great! He may play games all the time, but that doesn't mean he's a nerd!"
"Suit yourself."

by Inner-tube Crew November 13, 2022

Barnacle-head

An insult used mostly by Squidward Tentacles. It's derived from the phrase, Barnacles.
Usage:
- Plankton!
- Opposite Day
- SB-129
- Dying for Pie
- Shanghaied
- Club SpongeBob
- Just One Bite
- Doing Time
-Mid-Life Crustacean
- Patrick SmartPants
- You Don't Know Sponge
- SpongeBob: Battle For Bikini Bottom (Rehydrated)

Squidward: "Here you go sir, a king-sized ultra Krabby Supreme with the works. Double-battered, fried (puts stick on it) On a stick."
Fish: "Thanks!"
Squidward: "Barnacle-head."
Fish: "Pardon me?"
Squidward: "You forgot your mayonnaise."
Fish: "Thanks!"

by Luke the Blockhead January 22, 2023

Hall Barnacles

Those annoying people that make out in the middle of the hallway at school and get really offended if you run into them.

hall barnacles: You did not just run into us!!!
me: Maybe if you could keep it in your pants for five seconds...

by fat kid eating cake May 28, 2009

tour barnacle

v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information

n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part

Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.

by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012

Yeast Barnacle

A type of fungus that grows in the female muff area, its composition consists of mold, puss, and dried semen. The semen usually comes from boys named cole, luke, and/or casey. This type of fungal growth typically grows on girls named kristen after a lowlife shifty bottom feeder or jew fuck her. It can also be spread by said girl named kristen sitting on the victims face. In a matter of days, said infection will appear on the victims face. AKA a yeast barnacle.

Dude did you let kristen sit on your face? Your face is covered in yeast barnacles.

by The_Cancerator October 6, 2017

Car Barnacle

The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.

My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.

by jaywalker02 November 19, 2019

scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.

She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.

by rapidscan October 19, 2015