handle barred

When a girl grabs your cock and does nothing but hold on.

Instead of getting ass at the party last night, Robbie got handle barred. What's worse is she fell asleep.

by Kyle God August 13, 2007

Barbed

A point while drinking adult beverages when a euphoric or enchanted state is reached. This is the point where most actions cannot be recalled the next day and all future plans must be put on hold for a short period of time.

Greg: Did you see Casey the other night?

Evan: Yea, we really got him totally sh_t 'barbed' last night!

by Nick Lupo February 27, 2009

Mob Barley

It's a noun that describes the state of existence where one's b’s, m’s, n’s, and d’s, among other letters, phonetically sound either the same or flip plopped in pairs because of a heavily congested nose.

Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.

Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.

Grandma: Brecisedly!

Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!

by platonymous May 23, 2014

Barlen

(adj.) (1) Of or related to the clan hailing from northern Texas.

(n.) (1) Any of the children of Douglas and Michelle Barlen. (slang adv.) (1) Trend setting or path clearing.

(syn.) bad ass, impressive, unmatched, indestructable, envied, loved, hated, never ignored

(adj.)(1) "Barlen boys grab your balls and lets go."

(noun)(1) "You know what we need? A Barlen."

(slang)(1) "We need to do this the Barlen way."...

by Instant Replay February 25, 2010

Barleyed

Drinking an excessive amount of Robinson's "Fruit and Barley" juice and inducing an almost drunken state.

"No way! I'm far too barleyed"

"wanna get barleyed tonight?"

by VitaminB May 11, 2010

barleywine

The greatest style of beer ever to grace the earth. Typically clocking in upwards of 8% ABV, this wine-strength beer is the motherlode of malty goodness, and is the preferred style of the highest echelon of cicerone s. There are two sub-styles, American and English, the former of which has more hop flavor and bitterness. As heavy hopping is appropriate in an IPA but destroys the pure heavenly flavor of this glorious beer style, a preference for American barleywine has been linked in scientific studies with brain damages, taste bud disorders, and early onset dementia. "Barleywine" is also generally considered to be a synonym of "life", thus giving rise to the common expression "Barleywine is life", or BiL for short.

Albert Einstein: "I just discovered the special theory of relativity, which Is the biggest breakthrough in theoretical physics in centuries. Also, I prefer American barleywine to English and hazy IPAs to barleywine in general."
Master cicerone: "Yeah, sorry to break it to you brah, but I think you may be mentally retarded."

by Nicholas D August 11, 2018

the barbed wire

when you cross your index and middle finger and then cross your ring and pinky all on the same hand. then insert top fingers into a woman's vagina and the bottom 2 in her anus.

Its allllllll in the twist.

by mc June 10, 2004