barbedos hotspring

When you put your balls in a glass of warm milk, then have a chick blow bubbles into it with a straw, thus reenacting a hotspring.

Chick: Wait a minute, there's no hotsprings in Barbedos, so why is it called a Barbedos hotspring?

Guy: Shut up and blow

by WuTang October 14, 2006

bayfed

the ultimate rinse,

something no human should suffer

out of order

eg, pop a cherry and then giving her the sheets to wash and not even walking her to the car aka bayfing or being bayfed

or somthing like that

by sharjeyj June 13, 2009

barsed

when you cant be bothered doing something derived from "be arsed"

"Would you like to go to the movies?"
"Nah, I cant barsed"

by timofie October 8, 2006

barged

Blast through, or intrude.

The police barged through the door and crumpled the fat guy into the police cruiser. It was a closed casket funeral

by SouperMole December 6, 2013

Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

Barbed Wire Dildo

The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.

This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.

Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.

by MelPOM August 30, 2009

Barbed Wire Trick

act of shoving a lubed piece of PVC pipe full of barbed wire into a persons anus and removing the PVC, causing their anus to clamp down on the barbed wire. Chance of survival: 0%

"I'm gonna pull a barbed wire trick on that motherfucker!"

by myst1c February 5, 2008