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Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.
Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”
by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023
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banner trip

When one is watching a news clip, while trying to read the distracting banner below for a while,
which goes left to right. then cast one's eyes up to the actual clip, and it trippingly slides right to left,
like one is on acid.
"Hold on. I'll tell you what I think of the Smerconish clip, when the banner trip wears off."
by Matthias Ward October 14, 2023
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Buff Banner

The Buff Banner is a Weapon for the Soldier in Team Fortress 2.

It is a backpack with a yellow banner inside and a bugle which you hold.

It gives you a rage meter, that when 600 damage is dealt, you can blow the bugle which disables your weapons while being blown. After being blown (which makes it make a doot doot sound), it gives you and all nearby teammates 10 seconds of minicrits (a 35% damage increase). Using the bugle drains the meter during the 10 seconds and respawning resets the meter to 0%.
Blu Scout: Guys theres a soldier and his team over there!
Blu Demoman: He has the Buff Banner
Red Soldier: *doot doot*
Blu Scout: Fuck
by absolutely BONKers! April 21, 2023
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Star Spangers Banner

The sign, usually made from/of cardboard, that homeless or poor people fly requesting help for food or financial assistance.
Hey that guy seems authentically homeless flying that Star Spangers Banner so let's go kick him down these leftovers and some change.
by InVintor November 24, 2023
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living banner

An annoying person who intensively promotes his political views to everyone and everywhere, by any means, despite the fact that no one wants to read or hear them.
-I painted an entire city with anarchist slogans today
-You're such a living banner, Tommy, get a life and a job
by Coco Jambo November 12, 2021
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Banner

A wonderful guy that would do anything for the people he loves. He will love you for who you are
Girl1: Banner is such a great guy. I wish he was my boyfriend
Girl 2: Too bad cause he is already mine
by LoverGirl2025 December 28, 2021
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Banner Bunny

When a girl loves rodeo, but is over the buckles and spurs and knows the real men have banners in the arena…
That girl is such a banner bunny, 100’s of punchy cowboys but she skips the line straight to the top and goes for the Ranch owner instead…
by uncleL March 14, 2022
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