Ballzheimer's Disease

A serious condition in which a man forgets the existence of his genitalia, specifically, his testicles. The onset of this disease usually occurs under certain circumstances. When a man is in a relationship in which his every move is controlled and dictated by his partner, he is said to carry the main symptom of Ballzheimer's Disease. During social activity with others of his gender, the victim is said to regain his lost balls, however, once his partner returns or makes her presence known, the victim quickly relapses into having Ballzheimer's. This disease is usually observed in one sided relationships, where the woman is dominant.

"Hey, what happened to John last night? We were at the bar and he got a text from katie, then left frantically saying he was gonna miss the grey's anatomy marathon."

I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.

by Imef October 12, 2010

Mike "Rusty" Balszac

A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.

This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection

Every scammer in the world should meet Mike "Rusty" Balszac!

by CJW1972 June 11, 2009

Ballz

an expression for anything bad, funny, or embarrassing

Ah ballz, I pissed on myself and now everyone will see.

by aybaybay25 November 4, 2008

tweekin-ballz

a term used to express that a person is really really high on crystal meth.

Dude i must be tweekin-ballz cuz its 4:30am and i outside vacuuming my car.

by skol December 14, 2004

balazo

Slang - Shot, or shooting, or plural - Balazos "hail of bullets."

Origen Spanish - Mexican from the word Bala "bullet".

Le dio un balazo con el Cuerno De Chivo.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

ballz deep

The act of deeply inserting one's penis into any orifice so that the genitalia (ie: ballz, sack, nuts) touch the opening one is penetrating... ie: anus, vagina, mouth

...get that girl one more drink, and I'll be ballz deep

by bradleyb November 26, 2007

ballz

when you just too cool for balls
theres the next level of cool
you say
ballz stress the z make it sounds different then an s

mom:clean your room please//
you:ballz
mom:ok sounds good (Y)

by b.i.t.m December 23, 2008