baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 17, 2017

baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.

Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!

by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018

balongany

A far long slong for guys

Excuse me sir but you have a big balongany

by Jesusbro May 18, 2018

Balogney

Yes this is the CORRECT spelling of “bologna” psh

Calling balogney “balogna” is so balogney!!

by Abby the smartist February 9, 2019

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

Baloney

The proper way that it should be spelled!!!!

Hey could u make me some baloney

by Basscrack September 18, 2020

balonee

the new official spelling for the beloved cheese we used to know as bolongna.

damn this is some finger lickin good balonee.
that’s a bunch of balonee.

by Egk111 December 7, 2020