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Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015
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Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
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Baddie-one-sock

The opposite of a goodie-two-shoes, Someone who always does what's wrong and not what they're supposed to do.
Dean no-showed at his sisters wedding rehearsal casue he was at the pub with his mates.

Ah, you know Dean he's such a Baddie-one-sock.
by Lizey January 18, 2009
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balding

The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.
Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.
by WJENFFNG August 14, 2017
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badmin

badmin is used towards someone who's adminstration is up his arse, all over the place

Bad Admin
Simon: hey, come on kris, get your crap together and lets go
Kris: where's my beret, ffs, where's my keys
Beenie: Kris come on, we are going to be late man,
Simon: God come on Badmin
Beenie: yea, come on Badmin
Kris: FFS this is bollocks...
by buzzinbeeny April 12, 2008
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badingding

nickname for rednecks, inbred, three toes, trailer park trash, white trash, and peoples who's family tree resembles a telephone pole
Why is it that the media always finds the biggest badingding to interview after a tornado!??
by JTP3 November 7, 2007
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belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.
Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating
by Big Moke May 11, 2008
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