Bonker

plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers

Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.

Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.

Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?

Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.

Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.

by rotatedd August 12, 2025

bonkers cheap

An item so inexpensive that it defies belief. Usually used in amazement.

Those all-you-can-eat wings were bonkers cheap. But not necessarily bonkers good.

by WerdOfTheDay May 19, 2016

that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 14, 2023

honkers bonkers

going crazy

"why did you just ask me if you were awake . . . man, you're really going honkers bonkers"

by npanda30 January 5, 2021

bonkers

when something is fucking crazy and weird this is a aussie bogan term

mate Penelope is fucking bonkers mate

by Evangaline Croft February 12, 2019

Bonkers

It's describes the excitement about something

Dude this girl has good boobs. Bonkers

by TheOGofPoland July 26, 2019

Bonkered

Is the moment the person/thing goes bonkers or mad/crazy.

Sometimes it takes two bonkered people to make a normal relationship.

by CoozieQ February 3, 2017