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Get the Borther mug.by spike November 10, 2003
Get the blort mug.the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)
by Blorter January 19, 2009
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Get the blorting mug.Someone who is an attention whore for bad attention. Someone who loves making themselves into a meme. Loves giving their boss anxiety by causing chaos while their boss is asleep and unable to stop them.
Person 1: It's quiet around here, no drama at all.
Person 2: Yeah, just waiting for someone to come borth it all up.
The Borth: Did someone say purge all the members and then make an ass of myself in public channels? Challenge accepted!
Boss: Alright guys I'm going to bed, no one start any drama please.
The Borth: Start drama? You got it! *proceeds to cause as much chaos as possible before boss wakes up to see the PR nightmare created by the borth*
Person 2: Yeah, just waiting for someone to come borth it all up.
The Borth: Did someone say purge all the members and then make an ass of myself in public channels? Challenge accepted!
Boss: Alright guys I'm going to bed, no one start any drama please.
The Borth: Start drama? You got it! *proceeds to cause as much chaos as possible before boss wakes up to see the PR nightmare created by the borth*
by Lunarestia October 8, 2020
Get the Borth mug.1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
by wscottc September 15, 2005
Get the blort mug.Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
by Moondot November 9, 2006
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