blinketed

Really really trashed. Not just drunk, not in no mans land, but really really off the wall drunk, like Fish!

Dude last night when you were mad cringled, I was so blinketed! Like Fish!

by Ddelz01 October 14, 2008

Blinker Bliss

The few short seconds of excitement when one's turning signal is in time with the car in front of you. Often short lived and followed with predictable dissapointment because not two blinkers are the same.

Oswald: Yo dude our turning signal is matched up with the minivan in front of us. Sweet.

Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long

by french dressing December 20, 2009

blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

Blinded

Walmart Corpse

Blinded - A nickname for people who sounds like a walmart version of CORPSE Husband

by TheFrostyBacon June 5, 2021

blinded by nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia aka nostalgia-blinded is some sort of a syndrome where people (especially gamers) are desperately in need of help.

Quandale Dingleberry: I miss the old Clash Royale, Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd!
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: Nah, the new update is so much better.
Quandale Dingleberry: Cap
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: You are totally blinded by nostalgia!!

by QuandaleDingleberry April 25, 2022

Blanked

Blanked is similar to the term Blacked, but instead with white/caucasians.

Thug 1: Can you believe that black-ass hoe?

Thug 2: Yeah. Can't believe she Blanked. What do white boys got that we ain't got?

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream March 12, 2023