Butt Bleacher

Someone (male or female) who uses a skin bleaching product on their bunghole area to make it more presentable to their partner.

I knew Mary Kate was a butt bleacher from the view I got whilst "doggy stylin" her.

by Retro Rat February 18, 2010

Bleacher

(noun) A Trump supporter. Often a white, uneducated bigot or extremely wealthy individual who benefits from misinforming others. Often seen protesting issues which are contrary to their own self-interest (self-quarantining during pandemic, voting rights, food stamps, democracy, etc).

Only a bleacher would consider injecting disinfectants to cure COVID-19.

by Ubuntu1234567890 April 28, 2020

Bleacher

Some one who does something to ruin the rest of the day.

Jennie and Ray are both bleachers.

by greenissexii January 5, 2010

beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

Beached Whale

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009