Birthday

The day that your mom got sick of you and pooped u out

Joe: I HATE MY MOM!
Sally: Why?
Joe: SHE PUSHED ME OUT A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

by P00pc0rn October 29, 2019

Birthday Barrage

The mass number of facebook wall posts that one receives on his/her birthday, especially from people that the recipient never talks to.

Guy 1: Dude, I've been getting wall posts all day, I don't even know half the people writing on my wall.

Guy 2: I know, the birthday barrage can get pretty annoying sometimes.

by achris9 February 19, 2009

birthday neighbor

Someone who's birthday is the day before or after yours

Person 1: happy birthday! I guess that means we're birthday neighbors.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.

by Random person #135689293190 June 29, 2017

It's Ray's Birthday

An excuse used when you want to sit at home and do nothing rather than go out or follow plans someone has made.

I can't go tonight, it's Ray's Birthday, sorry.

by Cockmaster7 February 9, 2014

Birthday Immunity

from midnight to midnight on the day of your birthday, you can say and do whatever you want without consequences.

joe: hey sally I want to fuck you
sally: what the hell?
joe: BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY!

by bdayimmunity May 24, 2010

Birthday Defriend

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.

"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."

by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.

It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.

by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017