Birthday

The day that your mom got sick of you and pooped u out

Joe: I HATE MY MOM!
Sally: Why?
Joe: SHE PUSHED ME OUT A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

by P00pc0rn October 29, 2019

birthday neighbor

Someone who's birthday is the day before or after yours

Person 1: happy birthday! I guess that means we're birthday neighbors.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.

by Random person #135689293190 June 29, 2017

Birthday Barrage

The mass number of facebook wall posts that one receives on his/her birthday, especially from people that the recipient never talks to.

Guy 1: Dude, I've been getting wall posts all day, I don't even know half the people writing on my wall.

Guy 2: I know, the birthday barrage can get pretty annoying sometimes.

by achris9 February 19, 2009

It's Ray's Birthday

An excuse used when you want to sit at home and do nothing rather than go out or follow plans someone has made.

I can't go tonight, it's Ray's Birthday, sorry.

by Cockmaster7 February 9, 2014

Birthday Immunity

from midnight to midnight on the day of your birthday, you can say and do whatever you want without consequences.

joe: hey sally I want to fuck you
sally: what the hell?
joe: BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY!

by bdayimmunity May 24, 2010

Birthday Mode

A mental state indicating a period of intense revelry and hardcore drinking on the part of one or several people.

Jonno: “I’ma go into Birthday Mode this Saturday”
Blizzle: “Oh man, is this gonna end with neon-colored vomit all over your room…again??
Jonno: “Dude, that was Neil’s last Birthday Mode”

by blizzlinBR January 19, 2009

birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.

My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.

by pheiticeira February 25, 2011