At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.
This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.
For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”
Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
by Option 22 June 9, 2020
Get the BitShit mug.Hate speech, typically right wing in origin, that targets women, Democrats, immigrants, BIPOC, and generally anyone highly intelligent that usually involves death threats and kindergarten level grammar skills. Used by bots to incite hatred amongst the mentally vulnerable and repeated by the mentally vulnerable. Incidentally, they are usually self proclaimed Christians but exhibit no Christian values.
Wow, I've never read so much anti immigrant, anti-BIPOC, anti-Muslim, anti-intelligence, anti-liberal comments with death threats; so much botshit. Or maybe it was a mentally vulnerable soul who fell for botshit. I wish I could help them or delete the bots. Reporting botshit for hate speech and death threats is fun!!
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My friend was tweaking and then he went bat-shit crazy and started talking to the walls about pink elephants.
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by Stacey December 20, 2003
Get the bat shit mug.A adjective usually a prefix for crazy. Batshit is not an adequete description for insanity as, lets face it, what's so crazy about bat's shitting ? As they say "everybody poos". Hence Batship was invented to fill this glaring void. If you ever find somebody still using the old outdated term "batshit" please do correct them. Becuase let's face it, a bat on a ship - now that IS crazy!
"Heyy that Britney Speares is Batshit crazy!"
"Err, what? So she's normal? What's wierd about a bat shitting? Are you sure you don't mean Batship crazy?"
"Ohh yeah, dude! What's crazier then a ship full of bats?!?! That's clearly Britney".
"Err, what? So she's normal? What's wierd about a bat shitting? Are you sure you don't mean Batship crazy?"
"Ohh yeah, dude! What's crazier then a ship full of bats?!?! That's clearly Britney".
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1. One who has a declined mental state, resulting from over exposure to a cave dwelling environment and/or lifestyle.
2. An altered mental state resulting from the consumption or inhalation of bat feces.
1. One who has a declined mental state, resulting from over exposure to a cave dwelling environment and/or lifestyle.
2. An altered mental state resulting from the consumption or inhalation of bat feces.
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