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Blue Balls

Blue Balls is a painful outcome of being denied an orgasm despite constant arousal. Many believe Blue Balls can only happen if you are strictly cut off at point of ejaculation. This is untrue, Blue Balls can happen even if you have had no stimulus in the penis. This may be the cause of early onset Blue Balls but no study confirms that. Blue Balls can happen at any state of arousal as long as it is continuous.
Blue Balls can happen while you are out with a person who is sexually appealing. Though there is a lot of erotic stimulus (kissing, cuddling, groping, etc) there is no actual penile stimulus, Blue Balls will onset and stay until an ejaulation can occure.

E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."

"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"
by Snopuppy September 16, 2018
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empty balls

When u have ejaculated so much that there is no semen left in your testicles.
Dude I just empty balled into ur mom.
When I was doing destroy dick December I went into empty balls mode.
I have empty balls right now cuz i fapped too much last night
by Peepee facts November 28, 2018
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breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time.
by fakemonster August 24, 2005
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Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's
"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"
by Umbreon Man May 13, 2020
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sweaty as balls

A temperature that can only be achieved with the tightly packed cramming of many college students in a single dorm room which does not have air conditioning.
Sully: Dude, it's sweaty as balls in here.

Gay-Ben: Yeah, probably because there's no air conditioning.
by OverlyConfidentObeseWoman November 28, 2013
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push-up balls

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?

Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.
by Manmess November 23, 2013
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