Benny Baird

A mid-20 year old that goes to the bars and spends enough money to keep the bar in business for at least another month. They usually favor Fireball and blackout almost every time they drink.

Sam: "yo, what's the move later?"
Henry: "I'm not sure, I do know I'll be acting like Benny Baird though. Shots on me!"

by grittycucumber May 31, 2022

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Austin Baird

The art of eating pussy on your knees

Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl

BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night

Noah: Thats sick asf

by Guccin Mane April 29, 2024

billie eilish pirate baird oconnell

a loved singer & song writer that saved my life so many times & i am forever grateful for her.

billie eilish pirate baird oconnell saved me

by eilivsh July 16, 2022

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, talented, prettiest, kindest girl to ever exist.

Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.

by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023