A "country" that is run by a schizophrenic president who thinks his country is better than everyone else's. Claims to be rich but apparently "doesn't" have a military (lies).
Bombs the living shit out of their neighboring country, perijstocia, while claiming that they have no military presence.
Azortozha's national dish is fried rat shit.
Bombs the living shit out of their neighboring country, perijstocia, while claiming that they have no military presence.
Azortozha's national dish is fried rat shit.
Bitch 1: have you heard of Azortozha ?
Bitch 2: yea, the president is a schizophrenic liar that bombs the shit out of their own civilians and perijstocia.
Bitch 3: i can agree, the president bombed off my legs for not shitting in the right position.
Bitch 2: yea, the president is a schizophrenic liar that bombs the shit out of their own civilians and perijstocia.
Bitch 3: i can agree, the president bombed off my legs for not shitting in the right position.
by Rancid ranch December 13, 2024
Get the Azortozha mug.A stupid country run by a schizophrenic president who thinks that his country is better than perijstocia. Claims to have no military presesnce, yet bombs the living shit out of perijstocia.
The majority of the people are starved as the president keeps all resources and food to himself. The president then parades around town flaunting roasted turkey drumsticks and bread while the average citizen hasn't eaten anything substantial in a month.
Azortozha's national food is fried rat shit.
The majority of the people are starved as the president keeps all resources and food to himself. The president then parades around town flaunting roasted turkey drumsticks and bread while the average citizen hasn't eaten anything substantial in a month.
Azortozha's national food is fried rat shit.
Bumass 1: Have you heard about Azortozha?
Bumass 2: Yes, I'm not some sheep that blindly follows Azortozha's rules. Did you know that the president starves their citizens?
Bumass 1: THat's horrible! thank goodness we live in the beautiful land of Perijstocia.
Arsonist: I LOVE SETTING SHIT ON FIRE
Bumass 2: Yes, I'm not some sheep that blindly follows Azortozha's rules. Did you know that the president starves their citizens?
Bumass 1: THat's horrible! thank goodness we live in the beautiful land of Perijstocia.
Arsonist: I LOVE SETTING SHIT ON FIRE
by Rancid ranch December 14, 2024
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In the Azores, there are more cows than people on the islands because all of the people moved to Fall River or New Bedford. Although Azoreans do speak Portuguese, their dialects (especially that of the village of Rabo de Peixe) are difficult to understand. On Portuguese TV, they often need to provide subtitles when Azoreans speak.
In the Azores, there are more cows than people on the islands because all of the people moved to Fall River or New Bedford. Although Azoreans do speak Portuguese, their dialects (especially that of the village of Rabo de Peixe) are difficult to understand. On Portuguese TV, they often need to provide subtitles when Azoreans speak.
On my vacation in the Azores, I got stuck in the middle of the road for a half hour because a cow decided to take a nap.
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The quiet, aching experience of loving someone who doesn’t love you the same.
They let you give, feel, and stay—while they offer little or nothing in return.
It’s one-sided love disguised as connection, where devotion meets indifference.
Etymology:
From:
"Alo(ne)" – representing solitude
"Euphoria" – the emotional intensity of love
Together forming: Alorya — love in silent bloom.
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💔 Origin Story:
*"I was trapped in a relationship that felt like love—but only from one side.
It was toxic, draining, and lonely. I gave everything—my heart, my time, my dreams, my money. I lost friends. I lost focus. I lost myself. It almost took my life.
What I thought was love turned out to be silence echoing back at me every time I reached out.
When it ended, I searched for a word to describe the pain—loving someone who watched me love them without ever truly seeing me.
No word came close.
So I created one.
Alorya. The name of my pain, my survival, and now, my healing."*
— Amobi Hills
The quiet, aching experience of loving someone who doesn’t love you the same.
They let you give, feel, and stay—while they offer little or nothing in return.
It’s one-sided love disguised as connection, where devotion meets indifference.
Etymology:
From:
"Alo(ne)" – representing solitude
"Euphoria" – the emotional intensity of love
Together forming: Alorya — love in silent bloom.
---
💔 Origin Story:
*"I was trapped in a relationship that felt like love—but only from one side.
It was toxic, draining, and lonely. I gave everything—my heart, my time, my dreams, my money. I lost friends. I lost focus. I lost myself. It almost took my life.
What I thought was love turned out to be silence echoing back at me every time I reached out.
When it ended, I searched for a word to describe the pain—loving someone who watched me love them without ever truly seeing me.
No word came close.
So I created one.
Alorya. The name of my pain, my survival, and now, my healing."*
— Amobi Hills
I wasn’t in love—I was in Alorya.
She let me love her loudly while she stayed silent. That was Alorya.
He never truly saw me. But I saw him. Every day. That was my Alorya.
She let me love her loudly while she stayed silent. That was Alorya.
He never truly saw me. But I saw him. Every day. That was my Alorya.
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Me: "If it was your best friend you might as well be dirty Amory"
Me: "If it was your best friend you might as well be dirty Amory"
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