awful

Filled with awe, especially:
Filled with or displaying great reverence

He did an awful good job of painting the house.

by mlc97946 January 17, 2008

Something Awful

A popular humor site that's mildly amusing at times, but is more often either retarded and incomprehensible or just tastless, callous, and mean-spirited.

The SA "goons" were recently suicide baiting a depressed guy who threatened to kill himself in his livejournal by posting hundreds of nasty comments begging for him to do it. They also seem to think the tsunamis in Asia that killed 150,000 people were somehow amusing. Yeah, this is me not laughing you jackasses.

by cmdrmonkey January 7, 2005

awfultune

a transgender musician that makes great music. everyone deemed her as problematic until the rumours were cleared up. very heavily labelled as a melanie martinez lookalike.

guy 1: "who's your favourite music artist?"
guy 2: "i love awfultune! she's so great!"

by lilacflame May 20, 2019

awfuler

When you are more awful

The boys performance was awfuler than the game before

by Truebananasplitmen June 12, 2016

awful music

Green Day is one of the biggest definitions of awful music. People say they are sell outs, which isn't really true. They have always sucked. But, they did manage to sell out with American Idiot I guess. They wanted to make people believe they actually gave a shit about politics, and make kids feel like "grown ups" because they were involved in politics too. Bullshit. But, I guess they succeeded, which when you think about is no surprise, considering the country is made up of mostly dumbass.
Plus, they are AWFUL mucisians. I play guitar, drums, and bass. Within a week, I could play any Green Day song I listened to. And their lyrics? "I walk this empty street, on the boulevard of broken dreams". I mean, come on people, it doesn't get much worse than that. And yes, their name did come from smoking pot all day long. In an interview with The Rolling Stone, they said it themselves.

Green Day belongs in an anus.

Yes, they are the true definition of awful music.

by Green Day Is Anus November 17, 2005

Awful Waffle

None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.

Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.


*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.

if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.

by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009

something awful

The greatest webpage on the internet that is only hated by people with no open sense of humor or their sub-culture/music/mother is insulted and they cannot find a laugh out of the satire and sarcasm.

Me: Something Awful made fun of my favorite group, Rammstein. I laughed so hard.

Retard: THORPE MADE FUN OF SOAD. HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY AND I WILL KILL HIM!

by GreyFox37 December 28, 2005