autosmiley

The tendency of instant message software like Yahoo to turn groups of characters into smileys that you didn't want to be smileys, making it difficult to get your point across.

I tried to IM "Nice ass! (*)" to someone and it changed the (*) into a lame star smiley.

by OffroadGirl March 1, 2005

Autojismic

The instantanious orgasm from seeing a sexy woman and thinking..yes..!! as you feel a certain glow in your underware..

a woman walks into a room or bar and your eyes meet..she smiles and you say to your mate..now thats Autojismic..one look from her and its time for the kleenex to come out..

by monkeyhanger June 16, 2011

weapons grade autism

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.

What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?

by coopahshakazulu April 5, 2017

Autism Children

Those Special Ed kids at your school.

Play practice begins once the autism children leave the forum.

by How is Sensetsu already taken? March 5, 2019

logan autism

a kid called logan who has autism and is in love with his neighbour gabby

woah dat bitch has logan autism

by jdferugfjkbrui May 9, 2018

autismic radiation

when someone who is really stupid is sitting near you, and all of a sudden you and everyone near you becomes stupid

Luke emits autismic radiation.

by Michinator May 2, 2017

Autismic

Pronunciation: Au-tis-m-ic

Definition:

Someone who acts retarded or stupid but is not medically diagnosed with autism is known as autismic

Example:

Casey - "1+2=4"
Me - "You're autismic"
Casey - "That's cute"

by Jdesign November 29, 2016