autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

by The Ù December 9, 2002

autoerotic asphyxiation

When you come and go at the same time

poor fella came and went at the same time

(autoerotic asphyxiation)

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

autoexec

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Autoerotic Stranger

When you use two belts, or tourniquets of some type to produce strangulation and cut off circulation of blood flow to your dominant arm for masturbation. This produces the feeling of auto erotic asphyxiation combined with the feeling of another individual performing a hand job on you.

Jared had a hard day at work and was feeling lonely, and decided it was time for an autoerotic stranger to relieve some tension.

by Poops yet February 27, 2021

Autodefensus Asskickusapien

Chuck Norris
The event whereby any ordinary individual is placed into a situation that demands certain, undeniable concentration, and encephalomatic dedication of a martial art constructed from the fragments of a mixed martial arts backgrounds, that which, elevates a particular homosapien to A.W.N.L "A Whole Nuvah Level" expanding the realm of the Corporal Mentalis to reveal the underlying Quantum-Forte de Karate, in da hizzay....aka.one asskickin' Son of a Sensei.

In the world of Kung-Fu there is but one truth Bruce Lee, and a gaggle of random other guys, and Cinthia Rothrock who have known or perpetrated knowing the realm of Autodefensus Asskickusapien.

by QuantumZ October 3, 2006

AUTOEXEC.BAT

I am a computer-man. My Autoexec.bat is large and firm.

Poonface

by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003

Autodog

When someone is so superior to another that they don't even have to compete to beat them.

Cliff is a much better runner than Rubenstein. They don't even have to race, and Cliff still wins. That's an autodog.

by autodogger February 10, 2017