Auditgasm

The moment of climax-like tension release that auditors experience as they hit the send button to deliver a report in which they spent a significant amount of time probing the openings and crevices of their subjects (sometimes referred to as "the bottoms").

var. Internal Auditgasm - the delivery of a report which leaves the "subject" feeling the need to wash orifices in addition to their skin after having received such a report.

What are those strange moans and groans over in Richard's cube?

Oh, that? I think he just shipped off the report for that audit he's been working on, the tension's been building up for a while, he might have had an auditgasm.

by CaptainSmirk November 14, 2010

auditory sex

recieved penis insertion in the ear

dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!

by fucksoid February 17, 2005

Audioslave

A wonderful rock band composed of Soundgarden's hottie Chris Cornell, and the members of Rage Against the Machine

I love Audioslave, but I miss Soundgarden.

by Aluralas July 14, 2003

Audiction

An Audio Addiction.
When you cant get enough of a song or a band.

I have a really bad audiction to the Killers this week.

Last month I was audicted to death cab for cutie.

This song is just too audictive.

by Jordan R.M. February 7, 2009

audio

Coolest subject to major in, ever.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

audiosistic

a personality trait of someone who enjoys hearing themselves talk. Usually, the main giveaway of an audiosistic person is that they are always talking at any given moment.

"Steve just won't stop talking. He does that all the time. He's so audiosistic."

by G-off October 25, 2006

auditory rape

Be forced to listen to something you don't want to hear.

I was a victim of auditory rape. My wife made me listen to Justin Bieber.

by dingurt March 4, 2011