attentionetarian

A person who claims strange or unusual diet-limitations in order to stand out or get attention.

Host: Who wants pumpkin pie?
Attentionetarian: No thanks, I'm gourd-intolerant, but if it's not too much trouble could you make me something entirely different from what everyone else is having that only I will eat?

by Jackduripper January 6, 2008

Attention Span Olympics

metaphorical phrase used to indicate a period requiring long hours of intense attention to detail.

Studying for law school finals feels like the Attention Span Olympics.

by free2invent December 11, 2010

attensexual

Also referred to as "attention whore," the Attensexual person only messes around with either gender for the explicit reason of attention being drawn to them.

Kurt- So are you gay or straight or what?

John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.

Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.

by SkankMobley January 22, 2014

attention shark

A person who craves so much attention, if they don't get enough they'll die, much like how if a shark stops swimming, they'll die.

Sarah, stop being such an attention shark!

by MidnightBlueHF May 14, 2016

attea middle school

A school in the North Shore of course and can’t forget a Glenview middle school! Packed with a whole bunch of thots and whores. If you go there you probably will vape or as they call it fiend at least once. The teachers are bitches but they become pretty chill after a bit. The principal is a whole different story with big ric! The boys either are popular or lame and they dress like frat boys or 5th boys, not the cutest boys. Some are cute and there are maybe like 2 hot ones. The girls are all averagely pretty but they’re all fake and have the rudest sense of humor even though it is funny. This school is only good if you have friends. The girls are all thots trying to hookup with the same guys. Some ppl at attea are normal but mainly they are all too grown for their age. The teachers hate all the kids. They have one giant Mexican group that eats takis and blasts music in the morning cafeteria. The Indians are all smart and rich, same with the Asians. The girls are mainly white with swell bottles and hydroflasks, lululemon leggings, Nike Air Force ones or vans, college sweatshirts, Nike socks, and scrunchies. They’re all super basic. You also won’t find a guy best friend bc all the guys are surprisingly fake! Great sports teams tbh except don’t join lame sports or any clubs! Shitty but great school.

Henry-“Yo what school do you go to?”
Maddy- “Attea Middle School.”
Henry-“Heard that’s a hell-hole!”
Maddy-“You’re not wrong.”

by youreathottiegn April 11, 2019

Skin Attendant

A position coined for a person who engages in the ancient art of undercarriage TomFoolery without expecting any genital reciprocation.

"Hey Paula, I know you thought this was two way traffic, but im not touching that blue waffle-you're just a lowly skin attendant!!"

by Danimal aka darnell jenkins May 1, 2012

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014