asswipe

JERK !!

When this word was coined in 1984 this is what it meant. It never meant anything about someone's ass or some piece of tool to clean it with.

Get out of here asswipe !

by clickhere July 19, 2006

asswipe

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is Hillary's asswipe!

by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004

asswipe

One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.

My husband is an asswipe.

by lgeorge May 10, 2006

missed assignment

A missed opportunity, needless error, mistake or accident based on:
-slipping.
-not paying attention to the important details.
-ignorance or confusion.

EXAMPLE: SLANG
Missed assignments usually are non-excusive, especially if the nigga knows what he's/she's up to.

EXAMPLE: FOOTBALL LINGO
Missed tackles and missed assignments hurts defense for win.
A missed assignment on a linebacker caused the sack on the quarterback to happen.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 7, 2010

asswipe

Current (as of Nov. 2007) president of the United States.

I would love to use George W Bush as an asswipe.

by Judy Sweetland December 16, 2007

Asswipe

1.When one takes a poo,shit,dump,log,etc,he/she mostly uses something,usually toilet paper but mostly anything on hand to wipe ones ass.
2.A loser,who one thinks as much of as something used to wipe the ass.

1.Shit!Where'es the asswipes?!
2.Get a load of that dick.What an asswipe.

by c4/\/\ July 13, 2005

Asswipe

What is used to wipe an ass... redundant

I used an asswipe to wipe my ass

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014