by anonymous October 7, 2022
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by GroupCaptainEcho February 19, 2024
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Person 2: Yeah sorry man I had beans for dinner and lunch and I have been playing my assaxaphone for hours now but don't worry they don't stink!
Person 2: Yeah sorry man I had beans for dinner and lunch and I have been playing my assaxaphone for hours now but don't worry they don't stink!
by Chocolate shotgun 4 ur blowhol March 29, 2025
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Fuck off you stupid Asswack
by H4Z3L34442 June 20, 2025
Get the Asswack mug.A blended insult combining “ass” (a fool or jerk) and “swag” (style or confidence), where “wag” implies cringe, awkwardness, or lack of genuine coolness.
Used to mock someone who acts tough, confident, or stylish but ends up looking arrogant, fake, or embarrassing.
Used to mock someone who acts tough, confident, or stylish but ends up looking arrogant, fake, or embarrassing.
by Holy Bilal July 14, 2025
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adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.
adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.
adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
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